What are your best joke's?
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i will be in GAG for 1 hr ONLY, every day 8)1
Walking through the jungle with my Vick in my hand.
Im a cool mother fucker im a Kongo man.
I look up in a tree ,
And what did I see?
A God dAmm nigar ( monkey) trying to puss on me !
So , I pick up a rock , I hit him in the cock , you should of seen that monkey do a belly flop !
Wrote that jingle years ago. Sent it to a few companies. Didn't get picked up0
What do you call a fuzzy bee?
All band jokes. I worked in the music industry for a while and everyone backstage tells jokes making fun of musicians. Probably a level of jealousy.0
"Your Mamas pussy is so old and worn out that archaeologist consider it a prehistoric artifact."0
We see bald, black, Chinese, short, sporty Barbies. So Why aren't there any fat barbies?
Because they won't fit in the package.0
The ones that I make up on the moment itself0
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...2
I often find something i can relate the person to and interperate it into something special they will remember or at least laugh off.0
What do you call a black priest?
Jokes are like an umbrella or shades. They are best used under certain circumstances.1
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