My fellow shorties out there (5'3" and under)! Will you join my short people army so we can take over the world with our cute tininess?

Will you join the fight for the right to have all that we want in reach? To have houses and cars fit for our heights? To not be picked up like rag dolls? So we can be taken seriously when we're mad for once? To not be that monkey in the middle? We shall not longer be suppressed and treated like nothing but arm rests! WE SHALL PREVAIL!

  • Yes I'll join because i'm tired off too high items on the counters.
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  • No I like struggling to reach things.
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  • I'm average/tall.
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy
Updates:
Short people pride! *Raises my fist.* We shall stop our oppressors!
Join me my vertically challenged sisters and brothers against the Tall Ones tyranny!

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What Guys Said 11

  • What are you going to do, live in a tree and start a multimillion dollar cookie business?

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  • whoa..5'3" is average!!! who called u short?

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  • I'm 5'8'' but I support your cause ;)

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  • I'm 5'9"- 5'10" but will join your short people army :p :D

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  • Ladies save a spot for @justbanANNAz

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    • WOOOO!!! :)
      YES ASKER! IM TIRED OF HAVING TO BE ON MY TIPPY TOES TO SEE MYSELF IN THE SMALL MIRRORS MY DAD INSTALLED TOO HIGH!!!

    • Her spot shall be saved.
      @justbanANNAz You will join us. ;u;

  • Can I watch the adorableness ensue? I'd serve a cute army. XD

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  • *picks you up and tickles you.*

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    • ;o I'm not ticklish you darn tall person! I command you to put me down! >:U

    • *puts you on top of the refrigerator.*
      I'll let you down when you don't want to conquer the world anymore.

    • QAQ Now that's just being cruel!

  • I'll join but only because your name is Taco... I LOVE TACOS :-)

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  • I'm 5'10'' Master_Race! Lol @ U MANLETS!!! xD

    #DEATHToTheMANLETS

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  • I'm 5'6. Am I a waste of human life like that one Twitter page said I am?

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    • I'm sorry, but yes, you must be taken down or turned into a slave.

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    • Lol I thought my oneitis liked me back too once but then I saw her all over an attractive tall frat guy and then I never spoke to her again because I knew I had no shot.

    • Meh, I still talk with my friend, but the crush part is gone now.

  • 6ft, I'll join :P

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What Girls Said 12

  • I'm short, but I don't want to be in this because I don't want to call myself a Shorty. Being called a Shorty makes me feel sad.

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  • Let's do this.

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    • No longer will our legs be too small to reach the pedals. There will be no more not being able to see under the steering wheel.

  • Don't mind me, I'm just a tall girl passing by.

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  • Hello, world! Here we come!

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  • 5'4'' but i'll still join :p

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  • Yes. We want shorter shelves. Or at least put step stools everywhere.

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  • Sure, gal.

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  • I'm 5'3 but wish I was 5'8 because I could eat more and stay skinnier

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  • Hahah, this is way too cute ☺️☺️
    I'm 5'5 1/2 ft and I'll join.

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    • o: You're average height though.

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    • I sure will, darling!!
      Omg, this will be cuteness overload. Aww, it will feel like babysitting, ahahaha!!😄

    • QAQ We're not babies! This is why I need to raise an army.

  • 5'3 is about average.

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    • 5'4"-5'5" is average. 5'3" and under is when you hit short.

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    • I guess it depends on where you are because in the U. S. average height is 5'5". o3o

    • I'm in the U. S , lol.
      All the ones I've read said 5'4.
      They might've been outdated though.

  • lets gooooooooo!

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  • *accidently steps on you and crushes you to death*

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    • *Moves out of the way before you can and trips you making you land on your head.*

    • *picks you up and eats you*

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