Had an allergic reaction and now look like a puffa fish so... ?

please tell me some jokes to help cheer me up. I just love, love, love funny people.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • You need some cheering up? I mean I have some dog puns...
    But they are bad. Like, if you are going through a "RUFF" time now, just wait till you hear one. They'll make you want to "TERRIER" self up apart from the inside out. But, since I don't want to create a "HAIRY" situation or anything, I'll just put them on "PAWS" for now.

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    • Hahaha, that's a good one, thanks. Made me laugh and I really do need some laughs

What Guys Said 5

  • When 3 people have s. e-x it's threesome, When 2 people have s. e-x it's twosome, Now i understood why girls call me handsome.

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  • if i was u i'd worry... AR's not funny better ask for help ;)

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    • Thanks. Got some steroid cream from the doctor and it's already starting to have an effect. Already had 2 days off work.

  • I'm so tired all the time when I'm around you

    cause your always running through my mind ,

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  • You probably have anaphalectic shock and need to go to ER

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  • I am shit at jokes but im sure you look fine. :)

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    • Haha ! I bet you're not. I really do look like an alien extra from Star Trek.

    • a pretty alien extra from star trek :p

What Girls Said 1

  • Puffa fish are cute <3

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    • Aww thanks but I am a scary-looking one atm.

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