Best yo mamma joke?

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost


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  • Yo mama is so fat when she sit on the beach, Greenpeace turn up and try to tow her out to sea.

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    • Nice one

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    • Don't get this one

    • Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she makes two trips.

What Girls Said 14

  • yo mammas breath is so bad, when she burps her teeth have to duck

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  • Yo mama hair is so short that she uses rice as hair curlers.

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  • Yo momma is so fat when she went out this morning in her yellow raincoat all the kids yelled "yeah the bus is here"

    Yo momma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

    Yo momma is so stupid when she got locked in the grocery store she died of starvation

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  • Your mama so old she went to the dentist and got a sabretooth pulled. It was a fossilized cavity. Your mama so fat, she has four strands of DNA. Your mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck. Your mama is heavy, she has to put chains on her shoes to walk up the street. Your mama so stupid, the only thing she got on her IQ test was tears and some drool. I made these all up👍

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  • Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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  • Yo mama's hair so nappy she gotta take pain killers to comb her hair

    Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

    Yo mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

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  • Yo mama so ghetto that she sold her food stamps to get her nails done.
    Yo mama so butch, that she rolls her own tampons. Want any more?

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  • Yo mama so stupid she thought if she sent you to school you would get smart

    It takes awhile to get it... wait for it

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  • Yo mama's so fat, that her blood is spaghetti sauce and she sweats butter.

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  • "Yo mamna is so fat, when she goes out in heels, she comes back in flipflops "

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  • Yo mama so fat , when it rains she yes the high way as a slip n slide.

    Yo mama is like a chicken coop , cocks go in and out.

    Lol did you get it. ?

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  • Yo mama so damn fat I pictured her in my head and the bitch broke my neck. Lol.

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  • I don't get it...

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  • Yo mama needs a rolled up mattress as a tampon

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What Guys Said 22

  • http://i.imgur.com/m7lT1Q1.jpg

    that's the best that I'm aware of...

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  • Yo mamma forehead so greasy, she walked outside and solar flared everyone.
    (Dragon Ball Z joke)

    www.dragonballgt.it/.../dbz146-23.jpg

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  • Yo mamma's so ugle she was naked on live TV and they censored her FACE.

    Yo mamma's so fat your dad needed to get a crane and a degree in geography just to locate her clitoris.

    Yo mamma's so stupid that Dr. Frankenstein removed he brain, and she got SMARTER.

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  • Yo momma's so fat, if she walks in front of the tv I miss two episodes of game of thrones

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    • Hahaha

    • OOH! Yo mamma's so fat, that the cast of Game of Thrones tried to decapitate her, but they couldn't since she doesn't have a neck!

  • Your mamas like a doorknob everbody gets a turn

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  • Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back to her

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  • Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman

    Yo mama's such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton

    Yo Mama so fat her ass has its own congressman

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  • Yo mamas so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

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  • Yo mama's so poor, she lives in Michigan.

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  • Yo mama so stupid when she robbed a bank she hoped in the back of a police car in said did i get away. Yo mama so stupid she thought she stole free candy.

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  • Me: what was that song that had the word devil in it?
    My friend: wheres the devil on that? (Turkish song)
    Me: on yo mammas pussy bitch ahahhahah (runs away)

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  • Suck it... !

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  • Yo mama's so fat, when she walks around in high heels, she strikes oil.

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  • Yo, mama, wanna fuck?

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  • Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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  • Yo mama's so mama that she's my mama too

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  • Yo Mama Sooo Fat she Slipped and fell and gravy poured out of her leg.

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  • yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

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    • That isn't possible?

    • that's the point? you can't drown a fish and she's still trying... these jokes are one step above puns can't believe Im having to explain it ahahahahahahah

    • I was joking dude

  • Yo mama is so ugly. Her birth certificate is an apology from the Condoms factory.
    :)

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  • Yo mama so fat, helicopters land on the back of her Malcolm X jacket.

    Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

    Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

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  • Yo Mamma's so ugly birds don't shit on her.

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    • so it is a good thing

    • Yeah, being extremely ugly can benefit you sometimes.

  • Yo mama is so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.

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