Anyone with terrorist connections- at home or abroad- who is suspected of deadly actions against innocent citizens of any nation is to be rounded up, given permanent residence in the Hyatt hotel of their choice, and provided with a luxury vehicle around the clock. Their food and medical needs are to be met for the rest of their lives, and their families are to be relocated to any country they choose. Education is to be provided through the high school level with job placement services afterward.
Please let me know what you think about this.
- Fuck this shit. Use our vast military resources, covert or otherwise, to ferret them out and eliminate them one by one wherever they are.Vote A
- This is a wonderfully humanitarian solution to an ongoing tragedy.Vote B
- I agree, but then systematically kill the motherfuckers in their sleep.Vote C