To choose the two best sacrilegious jokes of the night?
1) Told at a party... Why do chicks dig Jesus? (stretch out your arms) Because he's hung like THIS!
2) Courtesy of my pop... a caption..."I don't care who your daddy is, you're not carrying that cross up this one-way street!"
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1. Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
2. Jesus walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water which he then turns into wine.
The barman says, "Oi, what do you think you're doing?"
Jesus replies, "I'm not paying your fucking prices."
3. I don't understand why Christians are against gay marriage.
Jesus had two dads, he turned out alright.1
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