Why is it that only rednecks see sasquatch and get abducted by aliens in the woods?

Is it too much shitty beer? Or, do aliens and sasquatch have a fascination with completely ignorant fuckers-like watching a stupid movie that you know is stupid, but you just can't stop watching because it's so fucking stupid?


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  • they get money from reporting those BS stories to press and TV stations thats why

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  • haha its not true.

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    • Check all the cable shows about this stuff... and look at who's sharing their "encounter experiences."

  • Well, you'd likely have too many witnesses around if aliens landed in NYC...

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    • How about this? maybe they aren't landing anywhere!

    • The witnesses would be that it didn't happen!

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  • huh... do u have any evidence bout it man?

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    • Just look at all of the cable shows... it's mostly all rednecks giving their "accounts."

  • Happens to other people but we know it sounds too crazy to be believed. And red necks don't realize that Bigfoot would be an endangered species. A non red neck might hypothetically know a Bigfoot who hypothetically sleeps on a couch in the basement and hypothetically likes to eat apples and uncured weed. But a red neck could never keep such a cool hypothetical thing secret. He'd wanna fuck it then put it on its wall, then claim it anal probed him.

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