What gets you out of bed in the morning?

it can be anything at all.


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  • My dog, she runs into my and starts jumping on me. Today she jumped on me and landed on my nuts. It hurt. That got me up. 😂

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    • haahaahha!

    • 😭 Ahaha. She has a really strong tail as well.
      When she wags it , it knocks stuff over. Me and my dad came in the back the other day. She came running out to see us. And smacked me in the balls with her tail. And my dad was just laughing at me 😂

What Guys Said 10

  • I suppose life in general

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  • Every morning I wake up and start farting considerably, often under the covers, big farts usually to lol. Then I get a extreemly strong urge in my tummy to 💩💩💩 so I get up to go drop my 💩💩💩 and feel better. Sorry if that is tmi though 😊

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  • Usually my kids because loud.

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    • I said the same thing lol. If I didn't have kids I would sleep all day

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    • kids! human alarm clocks.

    • I don't even know how they do it. I don't remember having that much energy as a kid lol!

  • GAG

    LOL...

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  • The need to pee, then comes the though of maybe today is the day...

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  • the staff do

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  • my annoying alarm

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  • A zombie virus... maybe. I'm like the walking dead in the morning.

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  • http://oi57.tinypic.com/33msnbc.jpg my solid rock hard pole in the morning

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  • Usually it's coz I need a piss!

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