Which do you think it's better to be in the long run?
- maleVote A
- femaleVote B
- transgenderVote C
Most Helpful Guy
I like being a guy. It's awesome!
Best Things About Being Male
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football
You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. You see the humor in Terms enderment.
You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry.
You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest.
You can be president.
You can quietly enjoy a care ride from the passenger's seat.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Foreplay is optional.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.0