Weirdest/funniest questions you asked to yourself when you were a kid?

Or weirdest/funniest thoughts XD

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I thought that clouds were solid, I thought that they were soft like cotton.

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  • Um my mom used show me picture of my grandma and its was in black and white. so I always thought in like 1950s they were all black and white. So I asked when did we get in color lol.

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What Guys Said 9

  • I used try and do stupid things like try to walk from A and B with my eyes closed, I walked into a few telephone poles and I crashed into a parked van when I tried it on a bike.

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  • "Why does mummy cry every time she gets letters from the bank?"

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  • Could I touch the sky if I reached the top of a mountain?

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  • obviously wot happens when people die

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  • I thought the second floor of our local funeral home was Heaven
    and that's where all the deceased people went after they died
    See my Great Grandma passed years ago and i recalled the local
    funeral home was old fashion back than and wasn't modern like now
    well i looks and see these steps to go up to the second floor i said to
    myself i bet that's where Heaven is and Jesus is up there i tell you
    kids think weird and i was one of them.

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  • When I was 4, I asked my mom "Mommy, why does my peepee get big and then shrinks?"

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  • If you could be anything you want, would you try enough to reach it?

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  • When teachers announce to the class they're pregnant...
    "I wonder what they looked like doing it?"

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  • Why did I hear mummy calling daddy a "naughty boy" in the middle of the night?

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What Girls Said 9

  • I thought every meat was chicken.
    I thought in heaven all we could eat is plain tomatoes and I was worried because I hate tomatoes and tomato juice.
    I used to stare at the sun because people said I'd go blind and I wanted to prove them wrong.
    Hearing stories about God scared the hell out of me. He sounded mean.
    I seriously thought that with enough practice I could be like xena the warrior princess.
    I thought the Pokemon were hiding from us. I thought some wanted to annihilate the human race and take over the world.

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    • "I used to stare at the sun because people said I'd go blind and I wanted to prove them wrong."

      My favorite. I used to watch the TV very closely for the same reason lol

  • Do pencils come from Pennsylvania? Does everyone actually need a mom AND a dad or is one parent enough? Why do grown ups act so stupid? Aren't they smart enough not to act like that by now? Can I travel through time? Why can't we just eat dessert first? If I behave, can I come back reincarnated as a cat? Cats are awesome!

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  • When I was a kid and still believed in god. I thought when the weather changed it was because his mood changed. :D

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  • Can Boys Fly Like Fairies?

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  • Like why movie actors were still alive in different movies after they died in the other ones.

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  • When I was younger, I didn't know the difference between boys and girls so I thought everyone went pee sitting down.

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  • Where do babies come from?

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  • how do you ask yourself something?

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  • Why girls are so mean. I still ask myself this.

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    • Yeah, some girls are horrible bitches

    • All the time lol I've rarely ever got along with another female. They all look at shit way to competitively.

    • Yeah, that's why I like to hang out with boys XD

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