How do you pee outside (girls)?

[Anonymous]

On my soccer team, we practice at a field at a nature park. The only outhouses are by the far parking lot, which is like a 10-min walk from the field, coach doesn't want us walking there alone. And the outhouses stink and are really gross too!

Would you pee outside in the woods? Or even, since its a all-girls team, in the grass somewhere to the side? And how to do that... like is there a technique?

Also, if we brought toilet paper, is it alright to just drop in on the ground when you're done?

[Stazz76]

It's not too big a deal to pop a squat and relieve yourself off to the side of the field. You might not see people doing this too often, but we all have to pee, so anyone who sees you will understand. Some prude might be offended, but they are rare. More likely is if anyone sees you, you'll make their day with some light amusement. :-) No big deal.
On a side issue, my advice would be to practice and master the 'spread-lip' pee technique. By parting your lips when you pee in just the right way (some experimentation might be required), it allows your urethra to squirt a tidy stream. Your lips and bum won't get wet, so having toilet paper becomes much less important. A tidy stream means you can aim properly, and probably shoot it away from you instead of letting it fall between your feet, so there's less risk of getting any pee on your feet or clothes. Some fine examples:
https://imgur.com/r/Pee/QwFC7Ib
https://imgur.com/r/Pee/ccmmTTT
https://imgur.com/r/Pee/ByyaQbM
https://imgur.com/r/Pee/TTMEReH
This isn't just porn - it's a technique that all girls should learn at girl-scouts because it's practical.
Start practicing by aiming for the shower's drain at the beginning of your shower.

[SaoirseS]

Trust me, this is easier said than done. Conceptually, you're correct - it's the same as for getting a "clean catch" urine sample in girls. Practically speaking, though, it typically assumes a girl can strip from the waist down, or remove panties and raise one's skirt to part one's legs wide enough to do this. More often we have to pull our pants and undies down and squat when we do it outside. Pretty hard to spread the legs wide enough to spread the labia without falling. I'm pretty much a get it done and wipe girl. Some girls take a Go Girl on camping trips.

[JSmith925]

They make a device just for this purpose and they are cheap. If I were a woman, I would have one of these on hand all the time. Beats "hovering" in some disgusting bar ladies room.

I would not advise throwing toilet paper on the ground. Maybe put it in a plastic bag for later discard.

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[crystalt70]

Peeing outdoors in a public place is illegal and can result in arrest. Littering is also illegal and can result in an expensive fine, so no throwing tp on the ground. Just wanted to throw that out there. I wouldn't drink a lot before practice and I would make sure to fully empty my bladder before leaving home. I have been to many practices and games that lasted hours. We drink during those times, but none of my kids nor I feel the need to potty for most of those. I would just get a partner and go to the outhouse. Hold your nose and don't sit on the seat. Peeing outdoors is difficult for girls anyway. You can't control the stream and it would be embarrassing to have it dribble down your leg or hit your clothes, socks and/or shoes.

[LittleSally]

I'd pee in the woods there then. Much better and more hygienic. But watch out for the grass not to be high - ticks.

Anyways - sure, just make sure you pull your pants up towards you so you don't pee on them and you can leave the toilet paper there - biodegradable (but make sure that it actually is).

[complicated_soul]

Its risky

I don't know what to tell u.

But I wouldn't just drop it on ground.

[Anonymous]

The best thing to do is to hold it, because peeing outside is gross and embarrassing. The thing is holding your pee isn't fun, so I suggest you find a hidden place and get your friends to cover you, so nobody gets to see your naked butt.

[puncakegirl]

Sit in squat position and go for it
Doesn't matter where you throw the toilet paper

[I_am_repulsive]

Just find a safe spot around the bushes or trees and do it.

[Anonymous]

As long as you are not seen by other people everything is fine, just don't drown ants or something, be careful and it's not ok to throw you wet paper, it's better to throw it in a bag, that you can carry discreetly in your backpack