I'm going to die by being... Fellated by the internet
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You are going to die being fellated on the web? well.. that is one way to go. Says I will be suffocated by Grandpa. Now he is dead (both of them) so it gets pretty interesting, if I m reading this correctly.
That means that my dead grandfather - this would necessitate his being a Zombie, will suffocate me. So I am going to die to suffocation by my zombie grandfather! Wow1