1) Both wishes must be meant to help you get along with your SO, or the opposite sex in general.
2) Wishes can only directly change/affect *YOU*. If you try to change other people, hipster-douchebag relationship genie will turn you into a hotdog!!!
3) You can't wish for anything mainstream/cliche/obvious, or hipster-douchebag relationship genie will turn you into a Ken/Barbie doll
- I wish my dick- *poof!* "o wow, how am i even gonna pee?"Vote A
- I wish my boobs- *smote!* "o hell, he took the whole outer vulva, how am *I* even gonna pee?"Vote B
- I wish that all my fat wou- *alakazaam!* "my underwear feel *funny*..."Vote C
- Other (good dog)Vote D