If it's really 2015, why haven't we destroyed the moon already?

Reasons to destroy the moon:

1. We don't need it. It's useless.
2. The moon is an egg. When it hatches, the exterior is gonna come flying at the earth. And the creature inside might be dangerous.
3. The moon is made of cheese. Destroy it and it'll rain cheese.

So why haven't we done it?

  • The moon only exists at night, but it's hard to see at that time
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  • We're trying to destroy the sun instead
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  • We just wanna let it hatch and destroy the earth, putting the universe in danger
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  • You don't know if it'll rain cheese. It might destroy the cheese too.
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  • I don't know. Let's just destroy it!
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  • Other (explain)
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Most Helpful Guy

  • Whoa I would love to eat an omelette of such a big egg😜 can you make it for me please 😉

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What Guys Said 11

  • The moon only exists at night, but it's hard to see at that time LOL

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  • Without the moon we can't have werewolves and I don't want to live in that world.

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  • The cheese will be destroyed too, I don't want to destroy the cheese!!

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  • Lets blast it! that would be freaken sweet!

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  • Its there for a reason it sometimes gives us light at night and sometimes it helps block the sun's light.

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  • Lol I like the raining cheese onte :D

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  • Are you on drugs right now? I know cause I was yesterday!! I smoked ganja... and I was on the moon looking for girls there!! 😂😉

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  • If we don't stop the moon it will rape our churches and burn our women!

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  • Because my surfing career will be down the drain.

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  • It's because we are too busy destroying one another.

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  • The moon helps keep the planet from having a weird rotation, and slows it down. If we didn't have it, we'd still have a very fast earth much like when we didn't have the moon originally. Never fear though, the moon is getting further and further away, every year.

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    • Is that supposed to be a serious answer? Because my question was supposed to be a joke

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