He is a fkn sexist
When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?
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u 1. "Okay. Go make me happy!"
2. "I can make you laugh and I can make you cry but I can't make you a sandwich!"
3. "Are you sure? "Cause if I leave. . . why would I wanna come back?"
4. "I'm sorry. I don't speak or understand English ."
5. "Mama Cass choked to death on a ham sandwich, so. . . would a ham and cheese sandwich be okay?"
The story about Mama Cass choking to death on a ham sandwich is not true, but many people believe it is true.
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You go to the kitchen, you get two slices of bread, you come back and you say:
"Here's your sandwich of peanut butter and jam" while you JAM the bread on his face xD
"Okay, but there's consequences." *goes to kitchen, makes sandwich, puts witch sticker inside , puts sand inside, goes back to living room* "Is this what you wanted?" *boy eats* *boy chokes to death* *girls dumps him* the end. tbh this is like child abortion but your child is dead.
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Go and make him a sandwich. Make sure you offer him a drink with it and honey. If you do not like it, tell him. If he argues and feels it's your duty and you really don't like it. Find a guy who won't ask you for a sandwich... good luck
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Honestly I would go make it but put wet sand in between the slices of bread. He did say he wanted a SANDwich. :D
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Sure i'll have it ready for when you finish changing the oil in my car.
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Make him his sandwich?
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there is no comeback... literally... if he says this and is really totally serious about it, you just go and never come back.
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Make the sandwich, eat side down on the couch, and eat it in front of his face while you watch T. V.
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"whats wrong with your arms and legs, go make your own fucking sandwich and make sure you wash your fuking plate too, or someone is about to get stabbed" then when he says what? you look at him with your eyes bulging outta your head raise your hand and say "did i stutter?"
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Go to the kitchen, retrieve two slices of bread, put them on the top and bottom of one of his hands and instruct him to eat it.
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"Did you want arsenic or rat poison on your sandwich?"
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"I'm not your momma or your bitch, go make it yourself."
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"Sure, I'll make you a sandwich if you make me orgasm. There are some things that just aren't possible."
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"oh... I didn't recognize you without your footed pyjamas and a warm bottle of milk" I don't know, emasculate him in front of his friends
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You very politely tell him to f*** off and make his own.
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He should have asked nicely that is the correct path.
Duh make a tainted sandwich or slap him that always works. -
Oldie but goldie - What did your last slave die off?
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Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich come back out and eat it slowly right in front of him.
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Only if you're able to grow a set of balls and do it your fucking self, i'm not your fucking maid. Then dump his ass
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"Maybe if you can grow your dick bigger we can both be happy"? Best I can think of anyway.
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Just kick his lazy ass, lol, says more than anything.
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Okay, come here so I can slice you thinly and lay you between these two giant slices of bread.
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Girls, say this: "Why don't you make it yourself sluggard!"
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Do you want me to put more shit in it than last time ha ha.
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Either turn him into a sandwich "poof, you're a sandwich" or find two men willing to fuck him senseless unless he changes his mind about being "sandwiched" :-P
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