He is a fkn sexist
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Well you better comeback with a goddamn sandwich3
1. "Okay. Go make me happy!"
2. "I can make you laugh and I can make you cry but I can't make you a sandwich!"
3. "Are you sure? "Cause if I leave. . . why would I wanna come back?"
4. "I'm sorry. I don't speak or understand English ."
5. "Mama Cass choked to death on a ham sandwich, so. . . would a ham and cheese sandwich be okay?"
The story about Mama Cass choking to death on a ham sandwich is not true, but many people believe it is true.
"Did you want arsenic or rat poison on your sandwich?"
there is no comeback... literally... if he says this and is really totally serious about it, you just go and never come back.
Make him his sandwich?
"oh... I didn't recognize you without your footed pyjamas and a warm bottle of milk" I don't know, emasculate him in front of his friends
He should have asked nicely that is the correct path.
Duh make a tainted sandwich or slap him that always works.
Oldie but goldie - What did your last slave die off?
you comeback with a sandwhich... duh
"whats wrong with your arms and legs, go make your own fucking sandwich and make sure you wash your fuking plate too, or someone is about to get stabbed" then when he says what? you look at him with your eyes bulging outta your head raise your hand and say "did i stutter?"
Only if you're able to grow a set of balls and do it your fucking self, i'm not your fucking maid. Then dump his ass
Go make me happy and throw out the trash
Tell him to pipe the fuck down
Say go mow my lawn
"Sure, I'll make you a sandwich if you make me orgasm. There are some things that just aren't possible."
I prefer a chicken sandwich
Okay, come here so I can slice you thinly and lay you between these two giant slices of bread.
Girls, say this: "Why don't you make it yourself sluggard!"
And also a glass of horse pee?
PAY FOR MY FIRST DATE
Just kick his lazy ass, lol, says more than anything.
If a girl asked me to make a sandwich I'd do it. It's not really that big of a deal.
I don't see what's everyone's problem
Do you want me to put more shit in it than last time ha ha.
Either turn him into a sandwich "poof, you're a sandwich" or find two men willing to fuck him senseless unless he changes his mind about being "sandwiched" :-P
Ok I will make you a sandwich.
Right away dear as you run to the Kitchen
Sure, but i'll serve it all over your face!
Make the sandwich, eat side down on the couch, and eat it in front of his face while you watch T. V.
You very politely tell him to f*** off and make his own.
"I'm not your momma or your bitch, go make it yourself."
"Be worth my bread first, bitch."
Sure i'll have it ready for when you finish changing the oil in my car.
Go and make him a sandwich. Make sure you offer him a drink with it and honey. If you do not like it, tell him. If he argues and feels it's your duty and you really don't like it. Find a guy who won't ask you for a sandwich... good luck
Hand over the bread bitch.
Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich come back out and eat it slowly right in front of him.
Go build me a house
It's over :)
GO KILL YOURSELF.
Go mow the lawn
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