When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?

He is a fkn sexist


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  • Well you better comeback with a goddamn sandwich

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  • You go to the kitchen, you get two slices of bread, you come back and you say:
    "Here's your sandwich of peanut butter and jam" while you JAM the bread on his face xD

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  • "Did you want arsenic or rat poison on your sandwich?"

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  • 1. "Okay. Go make me happy!"
    2. "I can make you laugh and I can make you cry but I can't make you a sandwich!"
    3. "Are you sure? "Cause if I leave. . . why would I wanna come back?"
    4. "I'm sorry. I don't speak or understand English ."
    5. "Mama Cass choked to death on a ham sandwich, so. . . would a ham and cheese sandwich be okay?"

    The story about Mama Cass choking to death on a ham sandwich is not true, but many people believe it is true.

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  • there is no comeback... literally... if he says this and is really totally serious about it, you just go and never come back.

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    • To be honest with ya mate, the only thing you should be coming back with is a plate with a sandwich on it xD

  • Yes, master!

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  • Go to the kitchen, retrieve two slices of bread, put them on the top and bottom of one of his hands and instruct him to eat it.

    Congratulations, you have successfully made him a sandwich! 😋

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  • stab him in the throat

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  • He should have asked nicely that is the correct path.

    Duh make a tainted sandwich or slap him that always works.

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  • "oh... I didn't recognize you without your footed pyjamas and a warm bottle of milk" I don't know, emasculate him in front of his friends

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  • Oldie but goldie - What did your last slave die off?

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  • Make your own

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  • "whats wrong with your arms and legs, go make your own fucking sandwich and make sure you wash your fuking plate too, or someone is about to get stabbed" then when he says what? you look at him with your eyes bulging outta your head raise your hand and say "did i stutter?"

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  • Go make me happy and throw out the trash

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  • Only if you're able to grow a set of balls and do it your fucking self, i'm not your fucking maid. Then dump his ass

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  • you comeback with a sandwhich... duh

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  • Tell him to pipe the fuck down

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  • Say go mow my lawn

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  • "Sure, I'll make you a sandwich if you make me orgasm. There are some things that just aren't possible."

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  • I prefer a chicken sandwich

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  • Okay, come here so I can slice you thinly and lay you between these two giant slices of bread.

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  • Girls, say this: "Why don't you make it yourself sluggard!"

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  • And also a glass of horse pee?

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  • PAY FOR MY FIRST DATE

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  • Just kick his lazy ass, lol, says more than anything.

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  • If a girl asked me to make a sandwich I'd do it. It's not really that big of a deal.
    I don't see what's everyone's problem

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  • Do you want me to put more shit in it than last time ha ha.

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  • Either turn him into a sandwich "poof, you're a sandwich" or find two men willing to fuck him senseless unless he changes his mind about being "sandwiched" :-P

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  • Ok I will make you a sandwich.

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  • Right away dear as you run to the Kitchen

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What Girls Said 16

  • Honestly I would go make it but put wet sand in between the slices of bread. He did say he wanted a SANDwich. :D

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  • Sure, but i'll serve it all over your face!

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  • Make the sandwich, eat side down on the couch, and eat it in front of his face while you watch T. V.

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  • You very politely tell him to f*** off and make his own.

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  • "Be worth my bread first, bitch."

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  • "I'm not your momma or your bitch, go make it yourself."

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  • Let's make it together ;)

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  • Sure i'll have it ready for when you finish changing the oil in my car.

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  • Go and make him a sandwich. Make sure you offer him a drink with it and honey. If you do not like it, tell him. If he argues and feels it's your duty and you really don't like it. Find a guy who won't ask you for a sandwich... good luck

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  • Hand over the bread bitch.

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  • Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich come back out and eat it slowly right in front of him.

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  • Go build me a house

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  • It's over :)

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  • GO KILL YOURSELF.

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  • Go mow the lawn

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