All I know is that somewhere out there on the internet there is a video of drunk me at a party stepping up onto a table taking my pants and boxers off and yelling BEHOLD ITS FLACCID GLORY!!! ( and no I will never say where on the Internet it is... ever)
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?
What Girls Said 7
Drive drunk. Don't do it. I had to get home and sleep my drunkenness off, but I was going so slow the whole way that if a cop pulled me over, he would have seen that I was tipsy, and I would have gotten a DUI.
I made sure to keep a close on my speedometer as I was woozy (I would only go 25 because 20 is a bit too slow and might raise suspicion). And I made sure to drive perfectly with an intense fear of being caught.
Just don't do it. It's not worth it.2
Hahaha, your story is hard to top, that's hilarious.
I went down a slide that went into the sea and lost my shorts and broke one of my shoes as I was getting out of the water... I proceeded to walk around for the rest of the night without my shorts and with no shoes. That same night I found someone's pack of cigarettes and smoked one (I don't smoke... :D). I almost choked on it. I then stole somebody's flip flops and almost got on a scooter by myself to get home. (I also stole a piece of chicken and refused to pay for it when confronted and I stole a flower headband, but nobody noticed. What is it with me and stealing when I'm drunk? :D) It was a wild night and I'm never drinking that much again :D0
Well actually I did nutmeg and tried to go to class.. it was terrible0
tell my boyfriend to pee in front of me hahaha :/0
Talking non-stopping and crying about how much I love my then boyfriend in front of my mother and a couple friends of hers. This was during a time I would argue with my mother about my boyfriend (well now ex bf). Needless to say I end up throwing up on the bathroom sink.
Last year, even though I was no longer in an unstable relationship... I ended up sleeping with my own vomit. I didn't even realize I had puke on my bed and upon waking up, I felt dry stuff around my clothes. Darn.0
I just kept walking around aimlessly lol1
What Guys Said 9
Never been drunk.
Had too much Dr. Pepper once and turned into about 75 different cartoon characters in five minutes' time. Vader, Scooby, Slushy, Cone, Jackalslapnasty, Stitch, Goofy, the Mask, a hillbilly, Batman, Clint Eastwood, Caruso as Caine from CSI: MIami, Ghost Rider, Minnie Mouse, Taz, Rita Repulsa, Porky Pig, etc... while driving down a busy highway.
Went the speed limit and had no problems. Still, if I'd been pulled over, I would've been waaaay too comfortable:
"Oh, hi. Here's this and here's this, and I'm driving home and this is the folks' van. Just dropped off my sister at school and it's a WONDERFUL afternoon, just look at that sunset! No worries, just a little wound up from eating at Subway. "
Also drove 50 minutes down a busy highway once on only one hour of sleep. With passengers. And another time, drove for 2 hours one way on only 3 hours of sleep and nearly lost control of the wheel.0
You shouldn't be getting drunk at 153
I cycled home a long time ago0
I've only gotten drunk once and I was trying to make out with the girl next to me and looked like an idiot while doing so0
Drink too many more shots of bacardi 151.0
One night stand and not use a protection0
Man too much to mention. Been in jail because of it.0
I never did any overly dumb things, but one of my friends peed on the hallway of the dormitory.
(I think it is dumb enough?)0
Lol I once got drunk at a party and attempted to drive a quad up the stairs and managed to get it stuck0
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