Any insults that pertain to you dying, being killed, or your life ending. What are the best comebacks for such vile insults?
What's the best comeback for 'go kill yourself'?
I find silence the best answer their meaningless insult means so little to me, I am not going to waste my time being hurt or trying to think of a comeback now excuse me I have more important things to do than entertain no marks like them.
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I think a good comeback is if you wanted me dead you do it yourself because im not doing something you want me to do.
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"Im immortal." ;)
"You know how much fun life is being a grim reaper?"
"I've done that already and would you believe Hell spat me back out." ;)
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I mean, you could say "after you" or just walk away, anyone that sad to say that doesn't deserve your time.
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You go first.
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"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ Level."
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That won't be necessary since your face has given me a brain tumour.
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My response to this is
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ. If you didn't understand that I just called you and egotistical bitch and an idiot."
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i can't im doing your mama
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Make them uncomfortable. Ask them to help you get some good rope.
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Bitch, you ain't worth my shoes to be telling me what to do!
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Not unless you do it to yourself first so I make sure I do it right because I wouldn't want to disappoint you by doing it wrong.
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Say "I'm not your experiment to see if hell will be nice for you"
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I'm about to make another life, your moms great in bed. or i would say "ladys first"
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"I am not a psychopath like you" tadaa
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"Not if I kill you first?"
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Right after you
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"no u"
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After you.
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sorry can't im already dead inside lol
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"Demonstrate how for me, please."
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If I'm gonna kill myself, your coming with me
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Walk away.
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Year old question
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