What's the best comeback for 'go kill yourself'?

Any insults that pertain to you dying, being killed, or your life ending. What are the best comebacks for such vile insults?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • You go first.

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    • Darn! This one is good. :)

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    • Thanks for MH :)

    • Ladies first.

      also, slightly unrelated but staying on the topic of comeback, if someone says "theres a special place for you in hell" you can simply say: "its called the throne" - Love that one!

What Girls Said 6

  • "If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ Level."

    Source: yahoo clever 😂

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  • "Im immortal." ;)
    "You know how much fun life is being a grim reaper?"
    "I've done that already and would you believe Hell spat me back out." ;)

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  • Right after you

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  • That won't be necessary since your face has given me a brain tumour.

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  • My response to this is

    "If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ. If you didn't understand that I just called you and egotistical bitch and an idiot."

    The second part is optional

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  • i can't im doing your mama

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What Guys Said 4

  • I find silence the best answer their meaningless insult means so little to me, I am not going to waste my time being hurt or trying to think of a comeback now excuse me I have more important things to do than entertain no marks like them.

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  • After you.

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  • "I am not a psychopath like you" tadaa

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  • "Not if I kill you first?"

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