Most Helpful Girl
I go to pee.1
Check my phone.
1. Hug my kids because they usually wake me up
2. Check my phone for messages from my best friend
3. Check email
4. Check gag
5. Eat breakfast
7. All hell breaks loose.
drink 2 pints of water and turn on the pc
i open my eyes,,
Open my eyes and try to figure out where the alarm clock or my phone is and hit the snooze button.
"Mm I can see. Ah shit I can see? Bloody hell I kaput in my contacts again. God damnet. I'm not gonna start today by checking my phone. Haha who am I kidding." Lays in bed for the next hour on phone.
i kiss my man and go make him breakfest and when he is out of the shower a quickie in bed and then he fets reasy while i shower and finaly we both leave and see each other until afternoon haha
Right away i wash my face and brush my teeth and then do yoga for about an hour to start my day
"where is my phone? Where?" I'm searching my phone.
Smoke some plants. Then I go and sit on the ground and pray to my spagghetti monster.
Do stuff on my phone.
hit the snooze for 5 extra minutes
I have a shower
Turn off my alarm and check my phone.
Try not to think about what happened yesterday unless it was worth it and hope today is awesome.
Check my phone, go to pee and wash face, push ups , bath, break fast...
Jerk it. Unless I have to pee, then I pee. Then I jerk it.
Check my wood then yawn after that brush :p
Pray name of god
Fart. Stretch. Fart again.
Drop a deuce!
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