Can you tell me a joke?

best joke gets MHO

Updates:
also boring copy and pasted jokes from the internet won't win i want something unique

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Most Helpful Girl

  • A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."

    here's another funny one:A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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What Girls Said 4

  • How does an octopus go to war?

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  • What do you call a puppy in the cold sitting on a bunny. ?

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  • someone once asked:
    Help!! I gave birth to my daughter, but my husband cheated on me with another girl! how do I know if she is my daughter or not?
    this is obviously not a joke but I found it to be pretty funny

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  • why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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    • I don't know why?

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    • dont call me names mister

    • :(

      sorry

What Guys Said 9

  • Knock knock
    -Who's there?
    I don't care
    -I don't care who?
    I don't care who gets MHO

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    • that's cute

      mostly i just want to ask this because i am tired of reading of people bitching about their shitty relationships all the time and thought MHO would make more people tell

  • The little boy while riding on the train asks his mom where do babies come from, so she tries to come up with something and says big bears make little bears and just like big dogs make little dogs just like people do, so the little boy says to the passing conductor and asks him how come big trains don't make little trains? So the conductor says: well son that's because the Santa Fa always pulls out on time😊

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  • I'm not a huge fan of rape jokes, I find them pretty forced.

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    • that shit made me laugh!

  • I just drank a sprite. I dont usually drink pop.

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  • Why didn't Jesus play volleyball?

    The spikes hurt his hands.

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  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
    -ground beef

    What do you calls cow with 3 legs?
    -lean beef

    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    -YOUR MOM!!!

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  • Why don't they have Wheel Of Fortune in Greece? All the spaces say Bankrupt

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  • Who didn't hire the gorilla into to the tech company?

    ... The guy who interviewed him.

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  • Your life...

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