My fav is... 2 blondes fell down a hole. One said "wow its dark down here. So the other blonde said " I can't tell because I can't see". No offense to blondes.
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These are some of my favorites :)
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
Blonde: "What does I don't know stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
Why can't blondes tie shoes? They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.0