He doesn't steal anything. He just helps himself to your kitchen a makes himself a meal. He isn't even surprised when he sees you and in fact even offers you some of whatever he's cooking.
What do you do?
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I would pick the bum up and return it to its owner, I would imagine they are having quite the hard time living without their bum, Not being able to sit down or poo and what not.
I think i would also askmyself how someone 'Detatched' their bum in the first place, And how they taught it to cook and stuff. Must have been a pretty clever butt.2