If I shave your head while you're asleep?

What would your reaction be
If I shave your head while you're asleep?

  • Murder you
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  • Beat you up
    16% (7)29% (7)20% (14)Vote
  • Punch you in the face
    13% (6)12% (3)13% (9)Vote
  • Bitch slap you back to Asia
    9% (4)4% (1)7% (5)Vote
  • Thanks I actually needed a haircut
    4% (2)29% (7)13% (9)Vote
  • Nothing.
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • it goes by steps:
    1. Punch you in the face
    2. Beat you up
    3. Bitch slap you back to Asia
    4. and finally murder you
    5. THE END

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Most Helpful Guy

  • "You won't outrun me"
    >:O

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What Girls Said 24

  • I would have to kill you. It would also be quite difficult because I would have to do it in a slow and painful way. That would likely make me late for work, another thing I would have to get vengeance for.
    People shoot burglars... For this, I think I would kill you with a spoon... it would take a long time. A very long time.

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  • Revenge is a dish best served cold... Don't be surprised if you wake up the next morning and something has been shipped off 😈😈

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  • I'd murder you in a heartbeat.

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  • i'd cry... then punch you :) and i'd plan my revenge... haha

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  • I probably wouldn't even notice till like 1PM the next day when I would wake up bc I sleep like a stone and I assume u would have left by then so I would just blame the leprechauns pfft

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  • I wouldn't kill you. I'd probably knock you out for breaking into my home, then it would be my choice on whether or not to call the cops :/

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  • file a lawsuit

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  • I would hunt you down and murder you. I'm still feeling angry...

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  • Murder.
    Do you have any idea how fucking hard it us to grow afro this long.

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  • I would make you pay for my wig and eventually cry a bit (or a lot).

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  • you'll wake up with no eyebrows tomorrow.

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  • I'd probably be happy 'cause I'd be colder and I'm hot as bawls right now

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  • Since that is technically assault, I'd file a law suit and sue your ass :)

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  • bitch slap you back to asia!

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  • Thanks for the haircut!
    but how'd you get in my room?

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  • Report you for harassment.

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  • I would go buy a wig first with your money and then force you to dance while I call some guys to 'take care' of you :P

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  • I'd kill you. No one touches my hair.

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  • I would probably cry since I'm in the middle of trying to grow my hair out xD

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  • I'd cry.
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  • I would cry and have a diva meltdown. I'd be very upset.

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  • Bitch slap you back to Asia, biaatch!

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  • Murder you. My hair is my vanity.

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  • I would think it's a nightmare and cry myself back to sleep. When I wake up to realize it's real, I'll be angry and get my revenge by waxing ALL your body hair. Buy myself a few pairs of nice wigs with your money and call it a day.

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What Guys Said 23

  • Hah, I've done it before. I looked like a shaolin monk but hot damn that doesn't sound that bad right now considering the heat. I want the snow and the cold.

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  • *sees polls*

    Note to self : Never shave woman's hair in sleep. EVER.

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  • Set it to a #3 comb, give me a nice taper at the neck and the ears. Shave the back of my neck (a larger tip if you use hot lather).😉

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  • Thanks that would save me a visit to barbers.

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  • I would yell at you until you almost went deaf. I actually saw that prank from Nikki and John. Nikki shaved one side of John's head while he was passed out drunk and he was so pissed!!! I love my hair and if anyone shaves it, they'll get the jewel and bad hearing!

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  • I'd legit do the Bolton Technique on you.
    www.youtube.com/watch

    No-one touches my pride.

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  • Touch the do and I'll turn you into a pair of shoes.

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  • Shave my had you say? let brody talk to you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8q85uT5ZbQ

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  • Well, I hope hats are in this year...

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  • I would be pretty pissed because hair only grown 6 inches a year and im not about to start over.

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  • Replace your shampoo with Nair.

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  • Dead ass I'd beat you like Edward Norton beat Jared Leto in Fight Club.

    http://i.imgur.com/9zvKiPp.gif
    25.media.tumblr.com/...l7bdtuPwAJ1qcop9yo1_500.gif

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  • I'd be outraged and swiftly administer some retributive beatings.

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  • Nothing just would retaliate afterwards

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  • I just happen to be rocking the clippered-down "pseudo-bald" thing right now.

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  • Well , E.
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  • many thnx mate. i need to do this...

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  • I already buzz my hair on a regular basis, you'd be doing me a favor.

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  • Well I do need a trim. Just make sure you don't get hair all over my sheets. I don't want to be all itchy with little spiny hairs sticking into my back in the middle of the night.

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  • I'd say thanks, can you line it while you're at it?

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  • I'd say "Shave me bald" it looks no good with just a bald line, then I'd say "Get out bitch" then slap you.

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  • if we were in winter it's okay because i can wear a hat, but if we were in summer i'll do the same thing to you and we go out in public both 'bold'

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