Most Helpful Guy
Get back in before it's too late2
Most Helpful Girl
Get back inside and stay innocently happy.0
Never let your parents make you believe that you owe them something. Having a child is not a selfless act, it's quite the opposite. And if you want life lessons, ask someone way older. Your grandparents, for example.
No mistakes, only lessons.
Be kind to others (assuming they could understand and remember it somehow).
Dont be the stupiddddddd
When the man with the bris comes and tells you this won't hurt a bit... it's a lie.
No lifetime advice. Be yourself and let the rest of the world deal with it.
"googoo ga ga" because that's the only thing the baby would understand