Whats the surest cure for constipation?

  • It turned out the monsters living under your bed are real, and procreating abundantly...
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  • "Im pregnant!"
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  • Your cellphone overcharges and lights up in the cupholder while you're flying down the highway at 70mph...
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  • You're weird... 😣
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Everybody is takeing this seriously or something... I mean: "what scares the crap out of you" 😄😄
I know Ya'all mean well, but...

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Pregnancy frightens me.

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    • It frightens *most* rational people, I think... 😕

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    • Mercy buckets mon senior.

    • *has a little panic attack*

What Girls Said 7

  • Drinking a lot of water during the day... =)

    None of those you listed.

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    • Bless you for trying, but it wasn't a serious question 😊

  • I'm gonna go with "my bf's knocked up" :P. Next question: which is weirder: finding out that it's mine or a guy's?

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    • Ya, you probably should'a worn a condom... now his body's gonna goo all "funhouse mirror", and you can only blame yourself 😄

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    • Thanks for setting me up for that one.

  • PRUNE JUICE

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    • EVIL CLOWNS!

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    • 🌟 HERE WE ARE

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  • Oh I was going to say peptobismo...

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  • Fiber and water. And some fresh air. :p Get well soon.

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  • Magnesium Cirate it'll clean you right out! Though you'll spend a lot of time in the bathroom and though it's flavored kinda like soda it's digustkng to drink
    http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/414316/220.jpg

    Enema what's a better way to get it to come up than by ramming something up you?
    http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/811610_f260.jpg
    http://f.tqn.com/y/dying/1/S/2/0/-/-/enema.jpg

    Prunes and prune juice is always the classic way and it's pretty yucky
    www.natural-homeremedies-for-life.com/.../...e.png

    And there's always Pepto Bismol 😉
    http://youtu.be/Zu0lqVhnt9U

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  • Eat more food

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What Guys Said 4

  • listen to ''let it go'' - linkin park

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  • Cheap strong instant coffee and dates.

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  • Beans... get that fiber into your belly.

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  • Get an enema

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