Why did the chicken cross the road?


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What Girls Said 4

  • COZ HE NEEDED TO GET ON THE OTHER FUCKIN SIDE

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  • To get some chicken noodle soup!

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  • Because he couldn't deal with the egg telling him he was his father...

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  • According to MasterChef, it was to get away from that shit stain on the plate

    https://vine.co/v/eiJXg3L9nBz

    Funniest Effed Up Answer Ever

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What Guys Said 4

  • He wanted to live dangerously!

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  • to see what was on the other size

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  • To get to the whore house.

    Knock knock. The chicken is at your mothers house.

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    • Guess what.. The biggest whores in the world were their for a visit and their chicken saw your mother and sister there. Having fun with each other. you son of pathetic whore!!!

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    • Its because i told who you are actually. These kind of words won't hurt ya.
      May be you are from a culture where parents are treated worst than animals and when old they are left at old houses. In my culture they are regarded as the key and the path to success.

    • Lol settle down big guy

  • Because she saw a cock on the other side.

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    • Cock. Ahem Cock? Or a Cock? :P

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    • Well yeah, but if people had a brain they would understand it is relevant to your question thus knowing i meant rooster not a penis.

    • Hahah
      Brother oh brother relax

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