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Came on a stripper's stomach, she picked some up with her finger and looked like she was about to lick it. I yelled at her that she wasn't allowed to have any and that it was for my future girlfriend. So I licked it all off of her, got kinda dressed, went back out to the common area, found a friend who came with me and the guys to the strip club, got close to her like i was going to kiss her, she was unfortunate enough to let me, and I spat as much as i could into her mouth before she could do anything.
... i was drunk0