You got: Crushed after Turning Into A Cockroach
You will be crushed after turning, one morning, into a cockroach. Though you will, horrified by your strange transmogrification, hide in your bedroom curtains and in an old shoebox, a member of your family will find you, scream, and reflexively crush you.
well, that's depressing..
Most Helpful Guy
You got: Suffocated by Existential Dread
You will be suffocated by existential dread. An unbearable sense of the sheer pointlessness of it all, once tamped down by booze, drugs, and the occasional, ultimately meaningless sexual release, eventually becomes too much, and the dread grip of ultimate meaninglessness seizes your throat, crushing you into the void.
Yup. Sounds about right.1
Most Helpful Girl
You got: Stoned to Death After Losing the Lottery
You will be stoned to death by the villagers after you draw the short straw at the annual lottery. Why you? Why does the lottery exist? Why is your family viciously hurling stones at you, abrading your face and arms? These will be among the questions you ask yourself as you depart this mortal coil.
LOL at the questions part, I probably would be thinking that.1