I do!knock knock
go fuck yourself
I feel bad that was mean, but it is my favorite knock knock joke since it catches people so off guard, and I don't actualy mean it
That was a jackass move just saying
yes I know, but it made me laugh haha. Sorry, I know that was mean. In return I'll give you a proper joke:There are two buddies hunting in the woods. Suddenly one of them has a massive heart attack and drops to the ground unconscious. His friend quickly calls 911 and says "my friend just had a heart attack and is now unconscious please help, I think he might be dead!". To which the operator replies "I will send help right away, can you make sure if he's actually dead?" Gunshots are heard and the friend replies "yes, he's dead".
Lol that's a good joke
here's one more than: There are two sharks named Joe and Lazy. Joe turns to lazy and says "boy, I'm really hungry right now keep an eye out for food". Lazy tells him "there's a human right there if want. Joe sees the human and starts agressively swiming towards him. Lazy shouts out "Wow wow hold your horses there buddy, what's the rush? Why don't you try and circle him for a bit, they taste better that way, trust me". Joe trusts his friend and so he circles the human for a minute then goes to eat him which Lazy stops him again and says "Wow not yet buddy, you should circle him some more but this time stick your fin out so he can see it". Joe is annoyed but does it anyway. After a minute of this Jos finally it's the human and he exclaims "WOW!! Lazy, you're so right they do taste so much better!" which Lazy replies with, "Told you, they taste way better once you scare the shit out of them"
one more then... I know the difference lol
ignore my terrible grammar please lol
Fine. There are three adventurers exploring the rainforest. Suddenly a wild tribe circles them and takes them captive. They are brought to the tribe leader and he tells them to live they must go to the forest and bring back with them 10 pieces of the same fruit/vegetable/berry. So they go out to the forest and the first one comes back with 10 apples. The leader tells him if we stick all the apples up your ass without you making any facial expression you'll be free to go. They shove one up there just fine, while they're shoving the second one he grunts so they kill him. The second guy comes back with 10 blueberries. So they start shoving them up his ass and on the 8th one he starts laughing so they kill him as well. He now goes to heaven and sees his buddy who brought the apples. His buddy tells him "why would you laugh? Blueberries are easy, you could have lived?". To which the guy replied "I saw the other guy coming back with 10 pineapples"
Tom hanks tells that knock knock joke in "Catch me if you can". It's funny the way he tells it.
what kind of joke?
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