What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were an eagle?


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  • Travel around the world

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What Guys Said 12

  • I would be a bad eagle and fly around...

    Pooping on peoples freshly washed cars.

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    Peoples clean washing they just hung out.

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    and pooping on people.

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    Mahahahahaaha :P :)

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  • I'd fly next to my 2nd in command of the #Mistniggas (the biggest gang on GAG according to #mr90skid) #LilHawk aka @Phoenix98 in the sky

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  • Same answer as if I was a cat.

    I'd fly away because I have two Great Danes in the house.
    They've killed some birds before.

    If I haven't flown away by the time they've seen me, I've done goofed.

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  • Caw wildly in the sky!

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  • Fly around and shit on every car I saw.

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  • Basically Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf except I'm flying instead of riding a motorcycle

    https://youtu.be/rMbATaj7Il8

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  • Fly around and intimidate people, and even pick up a baby and carry it around for a while and then drop it in a dumpster. Then go hunting for some salmon.

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  • Avoid the alligator and try to catch a fish.

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  • I would think I really have to stop smoking weed. first an alligator then a cat and now an eagle. What's next, a sloth?

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    • I'm open to suggestions

  • I would feel like all of my dreams have come true and I would dive bomb a fish and eat it. Though I'd prefer to be an osprey because they migrate to the Bahamas and shit

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  • I'd poop on somebody who wore an all denim suit.

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  • Got back to sleep id guess

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What Girls Said 1

  • Fly somewhere

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