What is the very first thing you do in the morning?

I pee or poop, maybe both.


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  • My morning usually starts like this...
    1.) Set alarm. Go back to sleep for another 5 minutes.
    2.) Try and find motivation to get up.
    3.) Fail.
    4.) Repeat steps 1 and 2. Suceed eventually at motivation and hurriedly get ready with the little time left.

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What Girls Said 16

  • I never understood morning shits. That means you've had shit sitting in you all night why not just go before you go to sleep?
    First thing I do is pee if I have to

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  • Put on the coffee.

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  • I rub my eyes, looking around the room. Check my phone's messages, then I get up from bed, go to balcony and look at my plants

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  • Have a pee and then shower.

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  • Drink a big glass of cold water.

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  • Put my slipper socks on and take a nice big stretch.

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  • I check my phone for notifications

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  • This morning I checked my phone, because a conversation went unresolved last night.

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  • Walk my dogs

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  • Drink water.

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  • Turn off my alarm.

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  • BRUSH MY TEETH eurghhh i can't stand it.

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  • I look at my phone

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  • I check the time.

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  • Check my phone.

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  • Wake up? That's usually what I do in the morning...

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What Guys Said 6

  • hit snooze to give me 5 more minutes.

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  • I swear an oath to Satan and then violently masturbate until blood drips from my tear ducts.

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  • Wakeup_______________.

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  • Take a shower.

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  • I am making breakfast.

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  • jerk off no joke

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