Okay, so, I'm tired and bored and was wondering if anybody could type random funny stuff and send funny stuff 😊😊 orrrrrrw type a story of some sort... Funny, sad, scary.. I don't care... just something please. Most entertaining gets MHO
Can somebody tell me a story please?
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Rg unicorn adventure.
HI! Im unicorn a retarded goat!!!☆☆☆☆
come with me on an adventure through the pube jungle!
Rg. unicorn-hey everyone.. today im going on an adventure... guess where
Audience-up ur ass.
Rg. unicorn-no to pubelandia.. where ill find the mystery key to unlock the mystery home to find the mystery bo-(cut off)
Ghettogirlindaback-bitch shut the fuck up.
Rg. unicorn-um ok... lets get going!
(Scene 2-the wavy grassland)
Rg. unicorn-hi gilbert!
Rg. unicorn-what you doing here?
Gilbert-just wondering what the hell i can do.
Rg. unicorn-. . . (whispers) you can't curse on my show... its not allowed.. i can lose my job.
Gilbert-job my ass! I can't even get a job to whipe my shit!
Rg. unicorn-omg (quiet)
... pipe it the fuck down... you asshole.
Ghettogirlindaback-why fuck y'all motherfuckas whispering... get the fuck on wit dis shit... im getting huoooongreey.
Rg. unicorn-ok whatever and fuck you gilbert.
(Scene 3-the bridge)
Rg. unicorn-ok so guys how do we cross the bri-
Troll- na uh no boo boo... im gonna have to get my dick wet for you to cross this bridge... mhmm.
Rg. unicorn-what. . . What are you talking about.
Troll-suck my dick... or yo ass gonna swim!
Rg. unicorn-fuck you... fuck this shit... fuck this show. Im done.. bitch im done.
THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY CANCELLED. THANK YOU FOR KEEPING IN TUNE!0
It was more than ten years ago,
I went with a girl to pick up some rocks she told me about. She mentioned that if you bury the rocks, they multiplies a week later.
So we decided to go and get some.
While walking, two cows started coming towards us.
I was wearing blue or red.
They started running and chasing us with speed.
I jumped to the side of the street , into some pond or forest like thing..0
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