RAP BATTLE!! ILL TAKE ON ANYONE! Bring it bitches?

Hit me with your best punchlines, Ill take anyone!!

Lets get it!!


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Brother why you stressin me?
    You others from the gutter
    Like a scientist tryna test me
    Yea I read ya mind like telepathy
    Nose turned up in the air
    Hatin pig ass Penelope

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    • Your rhymes mean nothing,
      No punch lines no stuntin,
      Your frontin,
      All you doin is bitch,
      Stop rappin and take your fine ass back into the kitchen

    • Lol you called me fine? I'll take that haha

    • hahahaha +1

Most Helpful Guy

  • Im the beast from the middle east
    Sorry you had to walk in on your girl sucking my man feast.
    I dont really regret those actions that i took
    how i stuffed you girl every night in the hood.

    Im sorry you had to find out this way
    i just wanted to make sure you knew i wasn't gay
    But if you still dont believe me, feel free to ask
    your mother, your sister, and your relatives.
    (female that is).

    I really dont have time to even consider your rhymes,
    by what mighty mistake have we allowed to stay,
    upon our green eden you still say,
    "let me rap battle you any day of the week"
    but back off, cus' ill crush you fool.
    Damn your so weak.

    You may leer, from across the hall.
    At my success and how i win em all.
    But dont you think of approaching me,
    cus' ill crush your ass
    and stick your mom with my mega man feast!

    If you think im a disgrace, oh you better run.
    Ill track you down and punch you in the face.
    Ill keep hitting you until your mentally screwed,
    or ill smack you upside the head and give ya a brain hemorrhage.

    You can consider yourself served,
    like every girl in the world.
    I crushed you fool
    and thats the word.

    Wow... i can't believe i just rapped. Sort of.

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What Girls Said 6

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  • Check

    One two , one two

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  • OKAY HERE I GO

    MY NAME IS SARAH, IM GREAT
    IM ON TIME, NEVER LATE
    I'LL BE THE CEO OF A MEGA CORPORATION
    OR APART OF THE BLOODS LIKE A WOMANS MENSTRUATION

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  • Knick knack patty wack
    Give a dog a bone

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  • I see you another wannabe rapper
    But you need to rap that dick
    Cause I'm cummin out faster
    What a disaster
    You a disgrace
    Shamin the rap game
    Nuqood? Somebody?
    put him in his place

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    • @Nuqood NIGGUH WHAT

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    • Lol nighas always got some smart as shit to say. Asker stfu. Dont hate just cause Nuqood and Ned put you in your place. I thought this shit was for fun, but you takin it to serious #FallBack

    • Uhhh this is for fun lol i gave the dude his props.
      This isn't a compliment contest its a rap battle lol

  • you start.

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    • Anon is afraid to start first,
      Why you getting in this when you know your the worst,
      But it's okay, whatever it might be,
      Just understand that there is no need to take your period out on me ;)

    • you're the worst

    • Ehhh it's okay. Still won

What Guys Said 9

  • I clicked on this question thinking you've written out bars
    Instead I see you're playin pussy like you did in the yard
    As if some corny ass rapper on GaG tryna rhyme
    making other cats spit first, and yet you say you got lines?
    Nuqood got attitude and clout, that's non-negotiable
    A wild cat that pulls the gat, and puts two holes in both temples
    leave you ghost, ditch the toast, and flee back to the trap
    Feed your bitch my nasty dick, that's why your ass got the clap
    let's see you follow through or get hollow chewed, on stage your ass gets booed
    Unlike Nuqood, you were born a loser, your mother should have swallowed you

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    • "leave your ghost, ditch the toast", "Your mother should of swallowed you"

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    • @takumii The only thing is, where would 'back' have fit in? Hollow chewed, gets booed, swallowed you.

      Swallowed you is playing on Hollow chewed. Both are three syllable punchlines, and both words rhyme with each other. There was a method to my madness!

    • It would had gone with clap in previous line, and would had worked exceptionally well if the last two lines were to be said in 1 breath, according to me.

  • *farts in microphone* I lose

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  • The asker talks tough but I know he's just fatass, the only stacks he's countin' is the rolls on his big ass, act like your the shit because you made a post, but now I'm here and this ain't no Justin Bieber roast, this is legit no bullshit coming out my mouth, not those pussy ass rymes you be braggin' about, I'm a lyrical miracle sent to save yo punk ass, so you don't go outside and make a fool out yo ass, try to keep up with me little G and you'll see, it's a dog eat dog world, no room for pussy..

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  • "Jungle Beats Holla At Me"
    -You heard the kid he said Jungle beats not Disney
    -Challenging my game w/ kidz bob eatin stake/cheese
    -JC Penny white boy finna crush up my void
    -We done the Shmoney dance you still learnin that Soulja Boy
    *drops mike*😂

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  • Rap... no... n... NNNNNOOOOOO!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBgvnJZC-Q

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  • Okay then, you start first. :P

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    • Why down vote? Is the asker afraid of a Sloth?

    • Afraid? What the h ell are you talkin about,
      Let me go first? I guess you taking the pussy rout.
      Speaking of pussy, your moms pussy is running so give her some cloth,
      She couldnt help but drip after i dropped my pants and she saw my sloth ;)

    • That rhyme had no flavor so get the fuck out my kitchen, today I'm serving asker with a side of ass whoopin', you using mom jokes like a kid in class, must have skipped sex ed cause you suckin' ass, call me a pussy? I guess you're right, you are what you eat and I get 5 a night, here's a cloth, the prostitute needs one just to clean yo ass off.. The battle is won, Sloth wins the day, but maybe if you're lucky I'll send a few bucks your way..

  • Who the hoe
    Be tryna dig the bro code
    But the code is untold
    Therefore it can't be sold
    Unless the soul is to break silence
    Like a nail broken from filing
    I'm wild n out
    I be wildin
    But I ain't seen you in a while
    And now I must go cause anon be hidin

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    • My man is not a rapper,
      And I know he for damn sure ain't a scrapper,
      But it's cool he just is comin on here thinkin he seein me,
      Ain't no way your beating me,
      This mans prolly a fat ass,
      Man fuck rap you prolly already lost the battle to obesity.

    • Lol well I couldnt get you but I'm glad Nuqood did

    • haha he didn't win yet, im waiting for him

  • Most people on here don't even listen to rap. I'd be surprised if they have even heard of it.

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