What is you best pun or joke?

One time I snuck out late at night to run to 7-11 for ice cream and when I came back my dad was waiting at the door asking where I'd been. So I said "I snuck out to see some boys named Jerry and Ben, and they convinced me to get half baked."
My dad still tells people abut that one, he thought I was pretty clever.
What is you best pun or joke?

Brownies and cookie dough though so worth it!


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Most Helpful Guy

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  • HALF BAKED IS MY FAVORIT EFFIN FLAVOR!!! will you marry me haha?

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