Curse out the sun?
have a hearty breakfast?
smash your alarm to pieces?
Engage In a sunrise voodoo ritual?
Most Helpful Girl
open my eyes... masturbate4
Most Helpful Guy
Sometimes I masturbate. Then I sit up and just sit on the edge of the bed for a few minutes. I have to do that because I have a super low blood pressure and if I get up immediately, I black out and walk into walls and fall over my own feet and stuff like that. Once I feel not so dizzy anymore, I walk to the bathroom and take a shower. After the shower I drink a cup of milk (I don't like coffee) and read the newspaper.
P. s. I find it a little disturbing how many people's first action of the day is to look at their phone. Seems a little obsessive to me...1