What's the 1st thing you do in the morning?


What's the 1st thing you do in the morning?



Curse out the sun?
have a hearty breakfast?
smash your alarm to pieces?
Engage In a sunrise voodoo ritual?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • open my eyes... masturbate

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Sometimes I masturbate. Then I sit up and just sit on the edge of the bed for a few minutes. I have to do that because I have a super low blood pressure and if I get up immediately, I black out and walk into walls and fall over my own feet and stuff like that. Once I feel not so dizzy anymore, I walk to the bathroom and take a shower. After the shower I drink a cup of milk (I don't like coffee) and read the newspaper.

    P. s. I find it a little disturbing how many people's first action of the day is to look at their phone. Seems a little obsessive to me...

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What Girls Said 7

  • I usually get up and make sure alll the blinds on the sunny side of the house and get the cool side windows open. Then I go back to being grumpy and get on gag or try to go back to sleep XD

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  • Check my phone.

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  • Straight to the coffee machine. And hope I don't put the toaster in the fridge.

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  • Make sure the sunlight doesn't come towards my face (aka cover my face with the pillow)
    Try to find a cold place in the sheets,
    Stretch and check my phone.

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  • Sometimes I look out the window.

    I like to see the color pf the sky? Something like that.

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  • Look at the time

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  • have myself a cigarette

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What Guys Said 8

  • Remember every mistake I've made so far.
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    • I get that bad boy out the way before I sleep o_o
      The bed: where memories of awkward shit come back after you and linger like a fart in a lift

  • Make a tea, shower, drink the cooled tea.

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  • Open my beautiful eyes

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  • Every minute that passes that I don't get my coffee a kitten gets shaved.

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  • Depwnds on tge morning. Read news on phone, get up put on coffee walk the dog in the forest. Go fora swim and then go to work!!!

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  • masturbate twice

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  • Masturbate

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  • Masturbate.

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