Most Helpful Guy
I called my mother's phone to tell her it was off.
I hit a police car with a bicycle.
I offered a lettuce to my 9th grade History teacher.
I cheated on a final exam from someone who was doing a different test than I was.
Being suspended from school for playing poker using pennies in the school's bar.
Missing a bus/train stop for being asleep.
Being expelled from a train for entering the first class and refusing to leave.
Dropping my school bag in the mall's elevator and being chased by cops and tourists screaming terrorist all the way home.
I stole a ball from a mall shop when I was 14 using the dumbest method ever: we took the ball, rolled it on the floor through the alarm system, then walked out and caught it on the other side.
I don't drink so I don't have any drunk stories though, and this is all I recall right now.
All these other answers giving sad life lessons suck.0
Most Helpful Girl
I went down a snowy hill barefoot 😖2