Did you know Dragons are real?

Birds are considered reptiles. The Komodoo dragon is a reptile. Dragons are reptiles. Therefore, birds are dragons.


Next week, I will prove that unicorns exist in Chile. What are your thoughts?

  • I am the proud owner of a dragon
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  • I am terrified of dragons
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  • I just realized that humanity is royally fucked
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  • The fuck? You high?
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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  • No, no, you have it all wrong. Birds have feathers. Native Americans wear feathers. People from India are Indians. Birds are Indians.

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What Girls Said 2

  • Well how can I argue against such definitive and totally GIF free evidence?

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  • Except dragons can breathe fire, birds can't therefore they aren't strictly dragons.

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    • Its as if you didn't see the video. The proof is right there in front of you. Look at the pudding. You could eat it, smell it, put your tits in it.

    • I didn't watch the video.

    • I suggest you do, its fairly earth-shattering.

What Guys Said 6

  • The Komodo Dragon is a monitor lizard

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  • That first statement isn't even true. Reptiles are animals in the class "Reptilia" and birds are in "Aves". Your logic is also total garbage. By that you could reason that the earth is a thing, and buttered lobsers are a thing, so the earth is actually buttered lobsters.

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  • MOOOOOOOOOO

    My 4 birds (Shadow, Mango, Sqwawker, and Tiny Dancer) will take on the world.

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  • why u dont have a choice for yeah or yes because some people know dragon komodo exist

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  • Dafaq , dude you OK?

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