Good comeback for 'go fck yourself'?

My coworker is always bitching at me, and I suck at comebacks. Any help?


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What Girls Said 14

  • go fuck yourself harder

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  • Stop giving them a reason to bitch

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  • "Perhaps if you took your own advice you wouldn't be such a upright asshole, eh?"

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  • go suck yourself... !!

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  • "You know that's not plausible right?

    She would just give you the biggest snobby look though 😒

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  • Comeback = A silent smile.
    ie: Be the bigger person :)

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  • "Sure, better than fucking you!"

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  • Blow it out your ass hahahaha

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  • Go get me your lube.

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  • "Again?" or "Already did.". Or grin and nod haha.

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  • I already did, though.

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  • Go fuck yourself
    :I would but your mom took care of it already lol

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  • Your mom already did that last night.

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  • "you didn't say simon says ;) "

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What Guys Said 10

  • - I’d slap you, but I don’t want to get slut on my hand.

    -I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.

    -Someone call animal control! We’ve got a stray bitch running around.

    -The Asshole store called, they’re running out of you.

    -You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.

    - Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.

    ^ JUst a few mate :) Knock yourself out

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  • Join me and we'll have a threesome.

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  • "Lick the sweat off my balls..."

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  • Like I did to your dad?

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  • "bitch pls, stop being slut" yh fam! LOL

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  • Say "oh eat a dick you fucking fuck"

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  • Say this. "Get you ugly ass, PISTOL GRIP chin ass outta here with that wack ass joke."

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  • "Happy fingering."

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  • "Look man, if I wanted a cum back I'd wipe off your mom's chin."

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  • No need... your girlfriend/mom/sister already did.

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