- before he leaves his home, he shrinks and falls into a gigantic glass of iced tea, which is promptly picked up by his mother, who inadvertently drinks and swallows him down.
- the second he steps out of his house, he shrinks and is discovered by giant young boy, who quickly captures him and wants to keep him forever. He pleads with the boy to let him go so he can get back to the love of his life, but the boy confidently responds with, Finders Keepers losers weepers.
- he gets to the party, and shrinks right next to his ex, who notices him, but unfortunately thinks that he's a bug. Because she hates bugs, she asks her fiance to step on him.
- with his ex in site, he is quickly grabbed by a giant bird who swooped down and gobble him up. The bird then pooped him right out onto his ex girlfriends windshield.
Most Helpful Guy
hmmm. honestly this sounds like a weird story but i think the best most intelligent option is the 3rd. it utilizes some irony that he'd get close to his ex who he cheated on but due to his size she thinks he's a bug/insect (which plays on the notion of an ex being an irritant or pest in one's life)
the other options seem a bit random, whereas option three stays rather consistent with the subject of the story and adds an ironic ending to it1
Most Helpful Girl
I like the scenario where he is found by a "normal-sized" boy who appears to be a giant because now he is so "small"
I like all of the scenarios though because they all seem funny!
This scenario reminds me mostly of the movie "Honey, I shrunk the kids".---a classic movie.1
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