Whoever can come up with the most ridiculous cockamamie story gets MHO. Let your imagination run wild but for the love of dogs, keep it clean.
Most Helpful Guy
This is the tale of moby chick..
It was winter in the North Atlantic, the wind crisp as lettuce, the sea cold like the dark side of the pillow, I was just a young greenhorn aboard the SS Hippopotamus, as a boy I dreamed of being a fisherman and catching lions in my net.. But I also heard stories of moby chick, she was a legendary female black bear thought to have made a raft out of human skulls and used it to prey on fisherman, just a story I thought... It was late one night and the other crew members and I were relaxing in the bathroom, when we heard a splash outside... I slowly fell down the stairs to see what it was, before I could react a skull hit me in the balls.. It was moby chick.. Her eyes filled with the souls of those she devoured, her breath foul like a flower fart.. I couldn't move as I realized my time had come, I was moby chick's next meal, as she approached I remembered my dad's words to me.."Take this condom son, for one day soon you shall need it.." I grabbed the condom and put it over my head like the instructions said, but for some reason I couldn't breath, as the beast approached my vision went blurry, during my final seconds I realized.. I forgot to have my meal.. The end.3
Most Helpful Girl
One time I was looking for my glasses for 6 minutes. I was so upset.
But then I touched my cheek.
they were on my face the entire time1