Mine would probably be " the man who keeps running never looking back because I dare not out of shame"
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In case the username alone doesn't sum it up:
"I’m a bit of an introvert who hides behind an intellectual façade, which is in itself an exaggerated form of the same academic, pragmatic, logical side of me which I use to try and keep my romantic, fundamentally naïve emotional side in check".
Hurrah for brutal honesty to random strangers, coupled with the assumption of anonymity :p0