What if some someone took a shit in your bed?

What if while your sleeping someone entered your home, stood on your bed, bent over and took a dump then left.
What would your reaction be when you woke up in the morning?

What if some someone took a shit in your bed?

Updates:
A lot of shitty opinions here :P

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  • I'm calling up CSI. I'm coming for the freak.

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What Guys Said 19

  • Hahahahaha you posted a poop question the other day and I found that funny and this one also made me laugh to. Poop questions are the best! I love them! :) Anyway, if that happened to me I would automatically blame @IamNuts LOL :P :) LOL what would you do if that happened to you? By the way I like your questions. :)

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  • I would be very upset and would call @PrettyRican and have her find the guy and beat the crap out of him. lol

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  • Is this a totally hypothetical question? Or did this really happen to you?

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  • I'd freak the fuck out, I'd assume it was the dog.
    But if I knew it was a person I'd hunt them down and eat on their face for payback. 😂

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  • My reaction to finding a shit in my bed would not be anywhere as frantic as the reaction if I woke up just in time to see the bomb dropping on me!

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    • But then you'd be dead before you could even react.. o_O

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    • At that point the "pooper" would find himself wrapped in the blanket with his face buried in the poop, and in that tightly bound position he would then have an "accident" where the nearest piece of furniture would "fall" on him - many times.

    • Ouch.. lol

  • Now this is the kind of question I like answering

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  • He/sheisnuts :p @IamNuts

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  • Did I do that? Geez, I better see a doctor.

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  • well I would hope it was a junk food obsessed person instead of a newly found health nut, cause their shit will smell better.

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  • Lol yeah that would never happen lol.

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  • That I should have locked the door.

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  • Well then that someone will end up 6 feet under very very soon

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  • I can't say I'd have a smile on my face. Nope. I'd probably be very upset. If I find out who did it I'd poop in their shoes. Diarrhea type poop too. Not a turn cuz that you can empty from the shoe. With the watery poop they HAVE to replace that thing

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  • Free candy bars!

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  • I'd call the police, throw out my bed and buy a new one. one of those craftmatic beds

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  • Poor little doggy... : (

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  • Of all the places in the world, only on my bed?

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    • Yeah unfortunately the burglar couldn't find the bathroom. :P

  • Well why he do this -.-

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  • "Oh god not again!"

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What Girls Said 8

  • the smell would wake me up just in time to grab them and shove their face in their own shit

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  • I'd be out for blood

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  • LMAO!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Saying bye to Bed
    Check all the windows, doors, the alarm, ask people around :(

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  • I'd be confused about the person got in through the locked doors in my house along with my locked bedroom door and window?

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  • I would have woken when they climbed on my bed. I'm a light sleeper.

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  • that's disgusting...

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  • I would call the police and show people for witnesses.

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