My school and I was given a project for creating a nuclear fusion device which we
succesfully did making us the youngest group to achieve nuclear fusion. Then we heard
the president was going to come to our school to congratulate us on our brilliant minds,
I was ecstatic this was like the turning moment in my life but when I went to shake his
hand I accidentally farted and the mic was pointed us so everyone in the audatorium
could hear it. There were cameras and phones everywhere. The local news has been
broadcasting my little indcedent everywhere titled "Boy farts in front of president"
Everyone in my school is calling me Marty McFarty. I've never been so humiliated in my
life. I'm the laughingstock of the town. Is there any point in living anymore?
Most Helpful Girl
Yes there is a point in living. Focus on doing good and you will continue to advance forward in your life.1
Most Helpful Guy
Move to a trailer park in the Midwest: there everyone farts. They'll respect you for doing it.