What is the funniest quote you ever heard?

I heard was "Save Paper, Don't do Homework!" and "You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook Post." What's the funniest quote you every heard?


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  • This is more graffiti than quote.

    My grandfather told me there used to be an advert on the London Underground that proclaimed, "90% of British clergy take the Times (newspaper)".

    Someone, with a quick wit, had written underneath, "... and the rest pay for it!"

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  • One thing that made me laugh was a saying that said this

    "Did you just fart, because you just blew me away".

    Imagine saying that to someone of the other gender. LOL

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  • Something like this bro
    1.bp.blogspot.com/.../t5wtm1.jpg

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  • "Yellow Is Evil, So Don't Drink Your Piss."
    -PewDiePie 2014

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  • Why shock her when you can spock her

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