He broke in and did not steal or destroy anything, he just wanted to eat your cereal. And he isn't surprised to see you and even offers to pour you a bowl.
What do you do?
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I'd b like "What's up mane, hope you're enjoying that cereal." then I walk up and bro fist the homey and after that I slap him in the face and call him Susan and throw him out the door but I still let him have the cereal by throwing a box of Cap n' Crunch at him as he is "escorted" out of my house.3