You walk outside at night and see a pair of glowing red eyes peering at you from a bush. What do you do?

[Toad-1]

They are peering into your soul. what do you do?

[dangerDoge]

Ahh, this is a two part answer...
First, I start off with some eyebrow action like this:
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Then, once he is a little confused, I wink at him:
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I'm sure he'll be confused and creeped out enough to where he decides to run away. That's my plan.

[notcreativethough]

Something similar to this:
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[mooky06]

That's happened to me in my room in the dressing mirror. Wanting to open the light next to the mirror to see what it was, but was unable to move.

[Toad-1]

Scary :o

[mooky06]

I think I was more curious to know what it was toto manoto

[Toad-1]

Why couldn't you move?

[mooky06]

I don't know, I just couldn't. I could breathe fine, I could open and close my eyes, I just couldn't move

[Toad-1]

Sounds like you were paralyzed for a moment

[mooky06]

Definitely felt like it 😐

[Toad-1]

But you don't think it was out of fear or panic?

[mooky06]

Maybe a good 40% of it the other 60% was like "wtf is that? I want to go see"

[CLOKKEN]

My dog was barking like crazy, my mom and I walked out on the back deck and looked to where my dog was barking at. Two glowing red eyes opened in the blackness (night time) about a foot wide each 4-5 feet off the ground. We stared in disbelief and were ready to run back in the house when they suddenly blinked and vanished.

[Genie23]

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Shriek and run inside, fearing for my life, lol

[Toad-1]

You can just wish it away as a Genie!

[Genie23]

Damn, the second image I posted the wrong gif..😂😂🙈

[Genie23]

https://i58.tinypic.com/j9wthg.jpg
This is what I wanted to post👆 🙊

[Genie23]

@Asker Oh, yes :o Not a bad idea, lol.

[Only-1]

Lavell lol.

[Genie23]

@Only-1 Seems like many gagers LOVE Lavell Crawford.. haha :)
He's one of my favourite comedian :) :)

[Only-1]

Lol yeah he's so funny. He's just naturally funny.

[Genie23]

@Only-1 I agree. I wish there was an upvote option in comment section too. I'd have gave you an upvote, lol 😂

[epiman94]

Same here. :O

[Genie23]

@Epiman94 :O I think anyone would be scared of it... His/ her eyes are so scary and evil D:

[Genie23]

Thanks, Toad :p :D

[Neko_Chan]

Call the cops and tell them that my neighbor is sniffing my catnip, again.
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[mskay]

Call my friend to come right now and we hit the bush together xD

Tho I may be panic, I'm more curious to know what's that.

[Toad-1]

You are quite brave :D

[mskay]

No way, I'm a freaking scaredy cat. >< as long as my friend is with me I'm okay

[peachblossomluck]

It's my pet that got out! I'm so happy I finally found him. I call his name, bring him in the house, cuddle him, give him blood to drink, some small obnoxious yappy dogs to eat and then tell him: "Never never scare Mommy like that again!"

[fenixx0083]

He got out again? 😪

[peachblossomluck]

He does that if I don't walk him enough.

[Oboemaster27]

There was one time when I was 4 that my dad's side of the family was staying in a cabin. Everyone had fallen asleep and I'd stayed up all night. The scary thing was though that at one point in the night I saw the red eyes under an empty crib that was off to the side. I just froze until they disappeared. And I've told this story to people ever since.

[youknowitt]

I will put on my fighting clothes and fight the fuck out of the mutant bush.

[Toad-1]

It attempts to sink its thorny vines into your skin!

[youknowitt]

Then... overnight... I have red eyes, and can shoot thorns at bitches.

[zombiebabe]

i think i'll run as fast as possible
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[ImaSloth]

I'd get my airsoft gun and run outside, firing full auto from the hip and screaming "Say hello to my little friend!!" well eating a pepperoni.. I don't care what it is if that doesn't scare the shit out of it, it can eat me...

[AlphaPerry]

I'd take off my hoop earrings, tell my girl to hold my poodle, and dive head first into the bush. This bitch wants a war, ill give him one haha

[SaintRichie23]

I'd approach it calmly. I'm a virgin. Virgins always survive these things.

[peachblossomluck]

Lol!

[Phoenix98]

I'd be more afraid if I saw black eyes, I mean has no one ever read about the black eyed children. . . . . seriously scary stuff.

[peachblossomluck]

I love those scary stories!

[Phoenix98]

@peachblossomluck I don't those black eyed kids are real, and freaky.

[peachblossomluck]

Just don't let them in.

[Phoenix98]

@peachblossomluck yeah no kidding lol.

[kittykatbrat]

Be the dumb grrrl in every horror movie and move closer.
Like, this is SERIOUSLY what I do.

[Prettygurl12]

Have a staring standoff with it while I try to get my limbs to function. :P

[justbanANNAz]

id just keep walking by, possibly at a quickened pace.

[ThisDudeHere]

I grab the closest rock that I have and attack that fucker.

[BatDoc]

I say boo and it runs off.

I'm the thing that things in the dark are afraid of.

[LittleSally]

I think: FINALLY!
I'm in the Harry Potter world! =)

[Jxpxtxr]

I'm stupidly curious so I'm pretty sure I would actually go and check who or what's hiding there

[CLOKKEN]

My dog was barking like crazy, my mom and I walked out on the back deck and looked to where my dog was barking at. Two glowing red eyes opened in the blackness (night time) about a foot wide each 4-5 feet off the ground. We stared in disbelief and were ready to run back in the house when they suddenly blinked and vanished.

[K1ll3r98]

call my friends and ask if they spiked anything i had consumed in the last few hours

[Kay211]

I'd wake up, cause then I knew it'd be a dream.
Me, going outside? Yaah, okaaay.

[Anonymous]

Piss on the tree like I came outside to do and then go back inside.