If you saw Jesus pooping and said "Holy Shit", what would be your reason for saying "Holy Shit"?


If you saw Jesus pooping and said

  • Holy shit as in his poop is holy
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  • Holy shit as in I'm shocked to see Jesus taking a pooping.
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Most Helpful Girl

  • I yell "Holy Shit" any time I walk in on some one take a dump.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Holy Shit as in 'wow i sure this is in the bible!'

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What Girls Said 3

  • I don't use that phrase often.

    And I don't know what Jesus really looks like.

    But if I saw the raptor too then I know it would have to be real. And coming overwhelmed with emotions I would cry out "Holy Shit" run to the toilet, push Jesus off, and create a shrine around his excrement.

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  • ewwk! it's so disgusting to think that if this nasty hypothetical situation actually happened, religious freaks would most likely paste that poop on their forehead... 😶

    Anyway!! as per your question... who would say "holly shit"? him or me?
    I wouldn't say that.

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  • both maybe? lol.

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What Guys Said 2

  • Why would I be watching another person let alone a deity take a shit...

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  • id tell him we have restrooms now.

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