If you met Darth Vader, what's the first thing you would say?


If you met Darth Vader, what's the first thing you would say?
*darth vader breaths heavily*


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  • "That is one big-ass robot".

    "Have you ever tried force-choking the chicken?"

    "Have you ever tried autoerotic asphyxiation?

    "Do you even have a penis?"

    "BTW, your kids almost boned."

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What Girls Said 8

  • Is Darth Sidious Dutch?

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  • how uncomfortable is that suit with the giant helmet?

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  • Quit breathing so heavy😌

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  • I would be like "well hello there *tries not to look scared*"

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  • I wouldn't say anything. I would run

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  • Let me see your lightsaber 😜

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  • "How agile are you in that suit?"

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  • You are my mini me 😜

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What Guys Said 15

  • "You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

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  • s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...5a594e8cc8.jpg
    I wish to serve you master... also how did you not figure out that Darth Sidious lied to you after finding out Luke was your son?
    If you in fact killed Padme in your anger on Mustafar, the chances of her giving birth would be very low.
    And also if you hadn't joined the Dark Side in an attempt to save padme brom dying in child birth she would not have lost the will to live. Meaning your attempt at saving her ultimately killed her.

    With that in mind... can you still teach me the way of the force?

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  • The question should be of dart vader met me what would he say? 😂

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  • Wut r u lookin at?

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  • When it comes to luke skywalker.. Darth... You are NOT the father! *Crowd gasp*

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  • "Your suit sucks. You should clearly know orange is the new black".

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  • Will you teach me Jedi Martial Arts?

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  • Do you find my lack of faith disturbing?

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  • "Welp, I'm dead."

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  • "I don't like how you have morphed into a younger version of yourself old man, where's the real Darth Vader?"

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  • Take ma breath away and kill meh 😌

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  • couldn't you find away so we don't have to hear you breathing all the time?

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  • Daddy? ...

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  • Da Fuq... Am i high?

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    Teach me the powers of the dark side.

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