If Life and Death were a person what would you say to them?

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Most Helpful Guy

  • You're saying life and death are actually one person? (I'll assume they are brothers)

    Maybe a story:

    Life and Death were sitting underneath a tree
    Death picked up a leaf and it shriveled in his hand
    "Our fate is no different; life is so meaningless"
    Life took the leaf and it grew into a flower
    "I chose to give this leaf a meaning; isn't it beautiful?"

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    • I would edit the last phrase into "I chose to give meaning: isn't it beautiful?"

Most Helpful Girl

  • To life: "Why are you such a bitch?"
    To death: "TAKE ME NOW"

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What Guys Said 17

  • Life and Death are people. Death is in a on-and off relationship with Deadpool (aka Ryan Rynolds) while her crazy ex-BF (Thanos) keeps stalking her. Life recently updated on her facebook status that she saved the universe by empowering all members of the justice league against the black lanterns.

    GOD SOME PEOPLE.

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  • hello death, fuck me

    life, go fuck yourself

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  • I'd say hello and good bye in a very specific order.

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  • Life : you are just like me not even close to be perfect but you are honest.
    death : I hope the second time we will meet I'll be ready

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  • Life: Myself - Hello death I'm here for the here after

    Death ( some hot chick) -Hello life i know what your here after
    i can be your eternity to the end babes.
    Hhahahaa xD

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  • Life: you taught me so much bro, all the struggle all the happiness. Those were all learning experiences, you are a great teacher thank you.

    Death: it's my time bro... Alright let me just say this, FUCK YO...*death noises*

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  • I would get Life to stand behind Death and go "Hey, I have just proved there is life after death"

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  • To life -"Yo life, why be such a bitch? Give me a brake.

    To death - "stay the fuck away from me!"

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  • I would ask death why good people have to die. I would want to know why the Holocaust took place and why children around the world have to die for things they can't control. I would also ask life, what is the meaning to life and what can make us truly happy.

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  • How long have you suffered from a split personality disorder?

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  • Hey, life! You're frigging boring but I'm glad to have you anyway :D

    Death! Don't hug me tight. I don't want even little bit of pain. Whenever you hug me give me warm embrace so I can peacefully go ☺️

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  • Hmmm I guess life is the first true asshole, then death comes trolling our way...

    Death you're too slow bitch, need some life in what you do. Life, you can suck it, hope you drop dead motherfucker.

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  • To death: I'm getting a restraint order against
    To life: Can we be on good terms :)

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  • can't you to get along

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  • Hello Life
    Fuck Off Death

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  • simply I'd have 1 question for each

    To life - why am I here
    To death - where am I going

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  • Life- "have some beer bro/girl"
    Death- "May we never meet again"

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What Girls Said 6

  • Hey Death, what no dick pic first?

    Hey Life, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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  • If they were the same person: "What is the most interesting story you have to share?"

    If they were different people:
    Life: "Where are you going?"
    Death: "How the hell did Rasputin avoid you all those times? Did you have a bet going or?"

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  • To life : "Thanks for being such a bitch honey."

    To death : "Let's go fight some monsters in the underworld."

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  • life.. let's get it on..
    death.. go fuck yourself.

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  • life- lets have a drink together
    death-greet them like an old friend and have some pie and tea together

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  • "Are you guys gonna fight over me or nah?"

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