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Most Helpful Guy
You're saying life and death are actually one person? (I'll assume they are brothers)
Maybe a story:
Life and Death were sitting underneath a tree
Death picked up a leaf and it shriveled in his hand
"Our fate is no different; life is so meaningless"
Life took the leaf and it grew into a flower
"I chose to give this leaf a meaning; isn't it beautiful?"0
Most Helpful Girl
To life: "Why are you such a bitch?"
To death: "TAKE ME NOW"0