Obviously, this is aimed towards US citizens, but if you were President and DECIDED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, what would you do?
Most Helpful Guy
I would turn it into a dictatorship, expel everyone who isn't white and bring this country back to its roots as an English colony, cut off ties with the rest of the world, nuke North Korea and laugh when their crappy nukes can't reach the US, stick my middle finger up at Europe while also denying them awesome American goods like the iPhone, and I would expel anyone who opposed me. I would rebuild America based on what the founding fathers intended, and make it so that we dont crash and burn like the rest of the world. I would also send the top 5 worst politicians we have had to an un specified Island in the Pacific and try to survive on it without any help, or they can fight each other, I dont really care. It will be funny to see their fancy Harvard Law Degrees become useless when they are on a desert island struggling to find food. Oh I would probably shut down the Ivy Leagues too just because they are basically businesses, that get the tax breaks of a university. Harvard has 32 billion dollars in its endowment, it could afford to send every student to school for free for the next several hundred years with that money, but instead they still charge ludicrous amounts just to go there. It would be a very productive week. Afterwards everyone will probably hate America, I will probably be thrown in prison, and lots of people won't like me (especially the non whites), and East Asia will be in chaos after the nukes land, but hey it will be a good run.0
Most Helpful Girl
I would make it that abortion could not be made illegal, I would kick out immigrants, I would cut giving help to countries like Syria and Iran, etc. I would make weed legal in all states, I would put much tougher restrictions on gun rights, I would promote the education of students and change their curriculum. I would make the first two years of community college free, I would support and encourage alternatives for energy, like solar panels, etc. I would bring our troops home and focus on our country's financial troubles. I would raise the tax on the rich, stop out-sourcing jobs to China and have Americans make their own products again. I would focus on making America the best that it can be.1