Most Helpful Girl
A chicken bit me once because I was touching her baby.
She litetally flew at me from the other side.
I was only helping out.2
This chicken was a chicken of revenge. Across the street was the largest and most busiest chicken joint in these neck of the woods. Henly Hooster lost 3 chicks and a sister to the fryer after Farmer McGreedy got tired of feeding extra mouths. After taking a visit over to McGreedy farms, Henly is ready to take ocare f Biggy Bucks and his henchmen Oiliver Hotpan and Dr. Cleaver. All she has to do is cross that road.
To get away from KFC.
I imagine an especially hot look chick (hen). what else makes animals do the irrational things we do
if you have ever been around chickens you would know that they are the dumbest things on the planet, it doesn't take much for a chicken to cross a road
um a hot rooster?
Back when this joke was invented the only danger would have been from passing mammoths.