"Why did the chicken cross the road" So what was on the other side of the road that made the chicken risk getting hit by traffic?





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Most Helpful Girl

  • Chicks/her babies.

    A chicken bit me once because I was touching her baby.

    She litetally flew at me from the other side.

    😡😡😡

    I was only helping out.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Chicken feed... and me so that when it got to the other side I'd grab it, cook it, and eat it. Yum chicken.

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What Girls Said 2

  • This chicken was a chicken of revenge. Across the street was the largest and most busiest chicken joint in these neck of the woods. Henly Hooster lost 3 chicks and a sister to the fryer after Farmer McGreedy got tired of feeding extra mouths. After taking a visit over to McGreedy farms, Henly is ready to take ocare f Biggy Bucks and his henchmen Oiliver Hotpan and Dr. Cleaver. All she has to do is cross that road.

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  • To get away from KFC.

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What Guys Said 4

  • I imagine an especially hot look chick (hen). what else makes animals do the irrational things we do

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  • if you have ever been around chickens you would know that they are the dumbest things on the planet, it doesn't take much for a chicken to cross a road

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  • um a hot rooster?

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  • Back when this joke was invented the only danger would have been from passing mammoths.

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